Har med kollat runt lite på s2ksidan och på Honda-Tech där det startade och hittat ett par guldkorn:
Från Honda-Tech:
"Did you install the vtec your self?"
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Girlfriend: So can we christian this one like your last Integra?
Me: Does a redneck's family tree go straight up?
Girlfriend: Man it's got a lot of room in the back seat like your last Integra!
Girlfriend: Why does your car sound like an 18 wheeler when you shift?
Girlfriend: Why doesn't your A/C work?
Me: Because I took it out to put my turbo in.
Girlfriend: What do you do when it's hot outside?
Me: Let the windows down and try not to get stuck in traffic.
Girlfriend: Why is you car so loud?
Me: Because I want it like that!
Girlfriend: How much did all this cost?
Me: More than I would pay for your engagement ring
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"Is this a race car?" -Police officer who pulled me over "uh no it is a stock integra. " -me
"How does it feel with turbo.....oh shiiit!" -Dad (1,2,3 WOT gears)
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Before every drive my girl recites the prayer:
"Dear God, please protect the rocket car, and all those who dwell within the rocket car."
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Girlfriend - "I don't want to mess up these seats, they're nice."
Me - "It doesn't matter, I'm selling them anyways."
Girlfriend - "Oh OK, front or back?"
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Girl: "These seats are way better to have sex in than your last car!"
Me: *sigh* "Uhm.. we didnt have sex in my last car..??!?"
... silence.
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My favorite...after getting on a freeway onramp while on a first date:
her - "Do you always do that?"
me - "yes"
her - "i like you already"
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Girl: Oh my god! *silence*............ Do it again! (After unexpectedley wrapping out first quickly at WOT then gentley shifting into 2nd and just driving normal.)
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This is not an encounter with a girl but a Acura salesman which makes this even funnier.
Me: Pull into the acura parking lot in front of a few salesman talking outside.
Salesman: Hey is that a real Type R?
Me: Yeah
Salesman: I never really understood those very much
Me: Why
Salesman: Well this is the top of the line Integra right?
Me: Right
Salesman: Well if it is the top of the line. How come it doesnt have a sunroof, leather, and cruise control?
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HS friend - You have the slow car from grand turismo
me -
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What's even worse is a ricer, who claimed to be very knowledgable, who I once knew BOUGHT a Prelude because the seller claimed it had a turbo. After taking a look at it, I determined that there was no turbocharger attached to the vehicle at all. He then said, "You're full of shit, what do you think this is," and he pointed to the brake master cylinder reservoir (it had been spray painted red). I shook my head, laughed, and never spoke to the guy again for fear that his idiocy might spread.
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girl at work- i saw the hottest type r at the pool hall last nite
me- what color was it?
her- black
me- did it look any different from mine?
her- it was yours you ass
me ..... oh yeah, i did shoot pool......
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Me: You know that spoiler you are getting on your jetta?
Girlfriend: yeah.
Me: It adds 10 horspower.
Girlfriend: Really?
Me: Yeah, I sware.
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"This is a MAN's car!" - a good friend on his first proper passenger ride on the Nurburgring in my ATR
"I might still let you drive it one day though " - my reply
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Girl: Why doesnt your A/C work?
Me: I took it out to fit the bigger engine.
Girl: That's stupid, I'd rather be comfortable then....
(Proceed to downshift and redline through 2nd, 3rd, and 4th gears)
Girl: Oh........nevermind (smiles and blushes).
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Girlfriend: Why does youre car sound like it has a loud orgasm when you step on it???
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Sedan när jag kollade in på s2ki sidan uptäckte jag att det var 26 sidor att gå igenom och det orkar jag inte just nu ......
