Kom så skrattar vi

[sommarhydda]

<a href="http://amsterdamcrossing.istheshit.net/" target="_blank">Hur kör man i denna korsning?</a> :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:

[Krister]

Sommarhydda: inte så konstigt egentligen... pilen på vänster sida visar åt vilket håll spårvagnen åker och pilen på höger sida visar åt vilket håll bilar får köra.

[Masaru]

Bara så bäst alltså!!

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Finns ingen bättre TV än Japansk TV!!!

[sommarhydda]

Sommarhydda: inte så konstigt egentligen... pilen på vänster sida visar åt vilket håll spårvagnen åker och pilen på höger sida visar åt vilket håll bilar får köra.

Aha, tack krister

[adio]

<a href="http://www.hondaklubben.com/forum/index ... opic=41854" target="_blank">http://www.hondaklubben.com/forum/index ... c=41854</a>

[Dani]

Kan du förklara för mig på vilket sätt det där är roligt? Jag kan ta ett liknande exempel och dumförklara dig för att du inte kan meka. Ska man vara petnoga så kan du åka på en varning.

Kolla in det här stolpskottet, idioten kan ju fan ingenting: <a href="http://www.hondaklubben.com/forum/index ... ntry422440" target="_blank">http://www.hondaklubben.com/forum/index ... y422440</a>

:glaapa:

[c0k3]

Och ska man vara ännu mer petnoga så ska du ha en varning för ditt inlägg Dani. Chilla lite va

[Krister]

Female porn...
<a href="http://www.allowe.com/Humor/femalePorn.htm" target="_blank">http://www.allowe.com/Humor/femalePorn.htm</a>

[sommarhydda]

<a href="" target="_blank">Humor på hög nivå</a> :worthy: :worthy: :wohow: :wohow: :worthy: :worthy:

[Elvis_EG2]

HAAahaaaaHaa "ä du rää fö å tjockna tee så ha ja en bläckjäck" hahahaah jag dör

[Elvis_EG2]

måste tillägga denna <a href="" target="_blank">

[c0k3]

<a href="" target="_blank">TENACIOUS D</a>

[maniac]

<a href="" target="_blank">TENACIOUS D</a>

hela filmen är helt underbar inte bara detta klipp.!

[bulaan]

Finns ju massa annat bra dom har gjort utöver filmerna! klockren film =p

[smacke]

<a href="" target="_blank">TENACIOUS D</a>

är det från denna måntro ??

<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365830/" target="_blank">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365830/</a>

[maniac]

"Rated R for pervasive language, sexual content and drug use"

Jepp det är den filmen!

[adio]

Tjejena har nästan tjatat hål i huvudet på mig i flera veckor nu om att jag skulle sätta upp två jävla hyllor i köket så igår fick jag nog och satte upp dem!
Visst blev det snyggt.


Men tyvärr varar inte lyckan:( Skulle duscha i morse och fick se detta!!


Visade sig att de byggt om för länge sen och satt upp sen ny vägg som bara är 4cm tjock :S

[Krister]

Adio: Skratta eller gråta... blir till att kolla igenom det badrummet för om de har lyckats sätta upp en 4cm vägg så har jag svårt att se hur de har gjort fuktspärren ordentligt också. Det tillhör ju liksom inte byggnormen.

[adio]

Det är ju våtrums tapet så då behöver man ingen fuktspärr men det är ju skit iaf! Blir till att fylla upp med silicon sen.

[Krister]

<a href="http://www.gp.se/gp/road/Classic/shared ... &c2=E1EAFC" target="_blank">http://www.gp.se/gp/road/Classic/shared ... =E1EAFC</a>

"Nej, aldrig!"

[Krister]

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Ooopppsss

[Hamlet]

Ett par favoriter från bash.org... gamla med riktigt goda IRC quotes:

#5273 +(27228)- [X]
<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

#99835 +(16564)- [X]
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

#4753 +(13330)- [X]
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

#330261 +(12373)- [X]
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

#23601 +(12086)- [X]
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

#258908 +(11610)- [X]
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

#405221 +(11295)- [X]
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

#349567 +(10968)- [X]
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

#104052 +(10632)- [X]
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

#125283 +(9996)- [X]
<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

#602698 +(9534)- [X]
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

#50891 +(8782)- [X]
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

#309397 +(8773)- [X]
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit

#670375 +(8511)- [X]
<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

#406373 +(8357)- [X]
<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

#77904 +(8250)- [X]
<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

#412248 +(8171)- [X]
<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

#368808 +(7924)- [X]
<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

#334331 +(7816)- [X]
<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder

#262417 +(7565)- [X]
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

#83627 +(7485)- [X]
<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

#246405 +(7147)- [X]
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
<d|syztem> what the FUCK

#369 +(6964)- [X]
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country

#583977 +(6496)- [X]
<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused

#12431 +(6457)- [X]
<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice

#217453 +(6329)- [X]
<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

#6562 +(6271)- [X]
<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

[sommarhydda]

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Ooopppsss

säjj som det är, det är egen upplevt

[Krister]

Med tanke på att vi inte hade någon bröllopsfest när vi gifte oss utan softade på Bellagio i Las vegas så... näää!

[spaken]

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Vad säg om å hålla i ratten nästa gång?

[gnagis]

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underbart när vds leker av sig? hahahaha

[wahlsten]

<a href="http://slan.nu/?p=kommentarer&id=14661" target="_blank">licking</a>

[sommarhydda]

<a href="http://slan.nu/?p=kommentarer&id=14661" target="_blank">licking</a>

Hehe, vem är kompisen som du fick med dig på detta :wohow:

[smacke]

haha.. de va ju fan de bästa på länge..

[MolleDelSol]

hehe den skulle jag inte sett nu när jag ska ut o festa!!!